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week.wav(378K) week.mp3(378K) week.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Young Big Lou (Jack Hallet): "You deadbeat son-of-a-bitch where's the rent."
renter: "I'm a little short right now. I want another week."
Big Lou: "Another week? Another week? What do you say Louie? Should we give him another week?"
Young Louie (Daniel Baltzman): "Ah Ok."
Young Big Lou: "Ok? Really? You sure? Remember, that $3.00 I give you every week really isn't an allowance. It's more like a percentage. You let this guy scate, that means you only get $2.70. Ok now remember the other tenants are gonna want another week. You know what that means, pretty soon your down to nothing, zero, zip. No ice cream, no soda, no candy. YOU GONNA STEAL CANDY OUTTA MY KIDS MOUTH?"
Renter: "No man no."
Young Big Lou: "Then gimmie what you got."
my_boy.wav(134K) my_boy.mp3(134K) my_boy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Young Big Lou: "One down 63 to go. There you are Louie."
Young Louie: "You're a buck short dad."
Young Big Lou: "No it's all there. Take another look. You may have made a mistake."
Young Louie: "Dad!"
Young Big Lou: "January is a tough month."
Young Louie: "So is December. Gimmie my money."
Young Big Lou: "That's my boy."
work_bef.wav(360K) work_bef.mp3(360K) work_bef.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Louie (Joe Pesci): "She goes in and out all day. In, out, in, out. See that's how the door broke. Your supposed to go in and stay in. She goes out to buy milk, she buys one milk. She goes out to get eggs she gets two eggs. You get them by a dozen pal. A dozen. You ever hear of a dozen? You ever hear of a dozen. A Dozen."
Hispanic Tenant: "No intiendo. Est no bueno, no good. It's broken."
Louie: "But, it worked before you broke it. It ain't my problem. You understand? It worked... It worked before you broke it. (While typing into a pocket translator)"
Translator: "(speaking in spanish)"
Hispanic Tenants: "(argue adamantly in spanish)"
lincoln.wav(64K) lincoln.mp3(64K) lincoln.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Eleanor (Titos' gramma): "Look at my boy. How's he supposed to study at night with no electricity, by candlelight?"
Louie: "Lincoln did."
rat_drop.wav(187K) rat_drop.mp3(187K) rat_drop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Leotha (Beatrice Winde): "Do you know what kind of droppings those are?"
Louie: "Moose droppings."
Leotha: "Rat droppings Kritski"
Louie: "You really know your bleep don't you? (laughs) (and laughs some more) What's the matter? Ain't you got a sence of humor?"
dive.wav(275K) dive.mp3(275K) dive.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Louie: "I ain't scared in this neighborhood. And do you know why I'm not scared? Because I'm walkin' like I talkin' kid. (A gun fires and Louie dives for cover)"
Tito: "What's the matter with you?"
Louie: "What do you mean "What's the matter with me?" Nothing is wrong with me. Didn't you hear me yell "Dive!"? I said "Dive!"
Tito: "Oh come on."
Louie: "What do you mean come on. I only did that because you were here. I was worried about you."
devil.wav(56K) devil.mp3(56K) devil.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Gilliam (Paul Benjamin): "Anger is the foothold of the Devil."
Louie: "bleep you and the Devil."
overflow.wav(61K) overflow.mp3(61K) overflow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Toilet: "(sound of toilet overflowing followed by it's burp)"
lincoln2.wav(64K) lincoln2.mp3(64K) lincoln2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Louie: "What do you expect me to do, bleep outside?"
Eleanor: "Lincoln did."
screams.wav(156K) screams.mp3(156K) screams.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marlon: "It screams! Do you know what it says? It says "Look at me. I'm wearing bleep that nobody in this neighborhood would wear. So come and stick me with a sharp object of your preference and then steal that hideaway wallet I got velcroed on my leg."
floor.wav(298K) floor.mp3(298K) floor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hispanic Tenants: "(Louie jumps up and down on floor in anger) (Louie Crashes through the floor into the Hispanic families apartment and lands in the center of their table. If that wasn't enough one last peice of the ceiling comes crashing down into the groin area of Louie causing the table to flatten) Yelling in spanish."
Louie: "English english doesn't anyone talk english."
Hispanic Tenant: "(Pointing at ceiling) It worked before you broke it."
who_took.wav(577K) who_took.mp3(577K) who_took.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Louie: "I don't bleepen believe it, my car. Marlon you shoulden't have. I can't believe it. It's a miricle. Where did you get all the original parts and everything?"
Marlon: "Well, I guess when you put your mind into something."
Louie: "I mean everybody has been so nice, giving me my car back, I'm almost sad to leave . (crowd murmurs)"
Louie: "Anyway uh, Thanks. (Louie gets in car, starts engine, and peals outta there.)"
Real Owner of the Corvette: "Marlon! (Knocks over garbage can) Marlon! Who the hell took my car? (Crowd points in direction that Louie exited)"