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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
lester.wav(36K) lester.mp3(36K) lester.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lester Long (Vince Vaughn): "I'm Lester Long."
Clay (Joaquin Phoenix): "Good to meet you."
Lester: "Lester the molester."
evidence.wav(38K) evidence.mp3(38K) evidence.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Agent Shelby (Jeneane Garofalo): "Whoa whoa whoa whoa! You're standing in evidence."
barney.wav(74K) barney.mp3(74K) barney.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Agent Shelby: "Your deputy's name is Barney?"
Sheriff Hooney (Scott Wilson): "Yeah."
Agent Shelby: "That's great."
more_the_merrier.wav(299K) more_the_merrier.mp3(299K) more_the_merrier.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Agent Shelby: "Why is the fire chief here?"
Sheriff Hooney: "Well, he's done some police work before, I thought it couldn't hurt."
Agent Shelby: "And how about the councilmen?"
Sheriff Hooney: "Well, they wanted to come."
Agent Shelby: "You know, ordinarrily, I say the more the merrier, I do, I say it all the time but A murder scene is not really croud appropriate. So, could we just make sure that nobody touches anything. Thank you so much."
sleeping_dating_found.wav(57K) sleeping_dating_found.mp3(57K) sleeping_dating_found.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Agent Shelby: "You're sleeping with one victim, you're dating another, and you actually found a third."
poke_body.wav(68K) poke_body.mp3(68K) poke_body.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Agent Shelby: "Barney, could you not poke the body with a stick please?"
only_1_count.wav(81K) only_1_count.mp3(81K) only_1_count.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lester: "You doing ok back there?"
Clay: "Well, I'm charged with murder."
Lester: "Only one count, don't be such a bleeping pussy all the time please."
ice_cream.wav(98K) ice_cream.mp3(98K) ice_cream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Old Man Waiter (Steve Anderson): "What can I get for you?"
Lester: "Do you use real ice cream in your shakes?"
Old Man Waiter: "Sure do."
Lester: "I'm talking the real McCoy."
Old Man Waiter: "(laughing) Yeah, they are real."
happy_boy.wav(113K) happy_boy.mp3(113K) happy_boy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Old Man Waiter: "Ok."
Lester: "Jesus, how the hell do they expect to do any business with that behind the counter huh? Happy boy."