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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
goinonhere.wav(19K) goinonhere.mp3(19K) goinonhere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff Tannen (Thomas F. Wilson): "What the hell is goin' on here?"
bttf2theme.wav(935K) bttf2theme.mp3(935K) bttf2theme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Alan Slilvestri: "(Back To The Future II theme composed by Alan Silvestri)"
whenarewe.wav(44K) whenarewe.mp3(44K) whenarewe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Martin 'Marty' McFly (Michael J. Fox): "All right, Doc, what's going on, huh? Whrere are we? When are we?"
inatimemachine.wav(138K) inatimemachine.mp3(138K) inatimemachine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jennifer Parker (Elisabeth Shue): "The future, Marty? What do you mean? How can we be in the future?"
Marty: "Uh, Jennifer, um, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're in a time machine."
onschedual.wav(28K) onschedual.mp3(28K) onschedual.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' Brown (Christopher Lloyd): "Uh-huh, precisely on schedual."
powerlaces.wav(72K) powerlaces.mp3(72K) powerlaces.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Power laces, all right."
doesntfit.wav(62K) doesntfit.mp3(62K) doesntfit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "This thing doesn't fit."
Marty's Jacket: "Size adjusting. Fit."
insideout.wav(44K) insideout.mp3(44K) insideout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Pull out your pants pockets. All kids of the future wear their pants inside out."
heresa50.wav(28K) heresa50.mp3(28K) heresa50.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Go in and order a Pepsi. Here's a 50."
twohours.wav(139K) twohours.mp3(139K) twohours.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "'Within two hours of his arrest, Martin McFly, Jr. was tried, convicted and sentanced to 15 years in the state penitentiary.' Within two hours?"
Doc: "The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers."
damnimlate.wav(16K) damnimlate.mp3(16K) damnimlate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Damn! I'm late!"
justsayno.wav(77K) justsayno.mp3(77K) justsayno.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Well, wait a minute. Where are you going now?"
Doc: "To intercept the real Marty, Jr. You're taking his place. Around the corner at the Cafe 80s a guy named Griff, just say no!"
shortcircuits.wav(88K) shortcircuits.mp3(88K) shortcircuits.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Oh, Marty, be careful around that Griff character. He's got a few short circuits in his bionic implants."
texaco.wav(73K) texaco.mp3(73K) texaco.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Texaco Station: "Welcome to Texaco. You can trust your car to the system with the star."
looksfake.wav(179K) looksfake.mp3(179K) looksfake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Ahhhhhh! Shark still looks fake."
bebebeef.wav(151K) bebebeef.mp3(151K) bebebeef.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
'Michael Jackson' Video Waiter (E. Casanova Evans): "Or you might want to go with our la bamba fajita tortilla pita. It's got a hot salsa, avacados, cilantro mix, with your choice of beans, chicken, be-be-beef or pork."
isapepsi.wav(271K) isapepsi.mp3(271K) isapepsi.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
'Ronald Reagan' Video Waiter (Jay Koch): "Welcome to the Cafe 80s, where it's always morning in America, even in the afternoo-noo-noon. Our special today is the mesquite-grilled sushi."
'Ayatollah Khomeini' Video Waiter (Charles Gherardi): "Yes, you must have the hostage special!"
'Ronald Reagan' Video Waiter: "Cajun style."
'Ayatollah Khomeini' Video Waiter: "Yes, you must have the hostage special!"
'Ronald Reagan' Video Waiter: "(indistinct)"
'Ayatollah Khomeini' Video Waiter: "Yes, you must have the hostage special!"
Marty: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, guys, hey, hey, hey, guys! All I want is a Pepsi."
welcometo.wav(70K) welcometo.mp3(70K) welcometo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
'Ronald Reagan' Video Waiter: "Welcome to the Cafe 80s, where it's always morning in America, even in the afternoo-noo-noon."
butthead.wav(49K) butthead.mp3(49K) butthead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Tough break, kid. Must be rough being named after a complete butthead."
thinkmcfly.wav(52K) thinkmcfly.mp3(52K) thinkmcfly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think."
twocoats.wav(17K) twocoats.mp3(17K) twocoats.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Griff Tannen (Thomas F. Wilson): "Hey, Gramps, I told you, two coats of wax on my car, not just one!"
Biff: "Hey, hey. I just put tho socond coat on last week."
Griff: "Yeah? With your eyes closed?"
gramps.wav(41K) gramps.mp3(41K) gramps.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Griff: "Gramps! What the hell am I paying you for?"
sayhello.wav(37K) sayhello.mp3(37K) sayhello.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Hey, kid. Say hello to your grandmother for me."
yourenext.wav(41K) yourenext.mp3(41K) yourenext.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Griff: "Hey, McFly. Don't go naywhere. You're next."
videogame.wav(289K) videogame.mp3(289K) videogame.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Video Game Boy #2 (John Thornton): "This is a video game."
Video Game Boy #1 (Elijah Wood): "I got it working."
Video Game Boy #2: "My dad taught me about these."
Marty: "It is Wild Gunman."
Video Game Boy #2: "How do you play this thing?"
Marty: "I'll show you kid. I'm a crack shot at this."
Video Game Boy #1: "You mean you have to use your hands?"
Video Game Boy #2: "That's like a baby's toy."
pepsiperfect.wav(13K) pepsiperfect.mp3(13K) pepsiperfect.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty McFly Jr. (Michael J. Fox): "Pepsi Perfect."
stayinhere.wav(56K) stayinhere.mp3(56K) stayinhere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Griff: "Hey, McFly! I thought I told you to stay in here."
gotnoscrote.wav(219K) gotnoscrote.mp3(219K) gotnoscrote.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Griff: "So, McFly, have you made a decision about tonight's opportunity?"
Marty Jr.: "Um, yeah, Griff. I was thinking about it. I'm not sure because I just think, you know, it might be a little dangerous."
Spike (Darlene Vogel): "What's wrong, McFly? You got no scrote?"
Marty Jr.: "Ooh!"
completewimp.wav(17K) completewimp.mp3(17K) completewimp.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "He's a complete wimp."
areyouinorout.wav(158K) areyouinorout.mp3(158K) areyouinorout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Griff: "What's it gonna be, McFly? Are you in or out?"
Marty Jr.: "I just... I'm... I'm not sure that I should, you know, 'cause I think that I should discuss it with my father."
Griff and his Goons: "Your father?"
Griff: "Wrong answer, McFly!"
shutup.wav(59K) shutup.mp3(59K) shutup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty Jr.: "Okay, Griff, I'll do it. I'll do it, buddy, whatever you say."
Marty: "Stay down and shut up."
keeppedaling.wav(25K) keeppedaling.mp3(25K) keeppedaling.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Griff: "Keep Pedaling, you two!"
callsmechicken.wav(401K) callsmechicken.mp3(401K) callsmechicken.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Griff: "Now, let's hear the right answer. Well! Since when did you become the physical type?"
Marty: "The answer's no, Griff."
Marty: "Yeah. What are you deaf and stupid? I said no!"
Griff: "What's wrong, McFly? Chicken? (clucking)"
Marty: "What'd you call me, Griff?"
Griff: "Chicken, McFly! (clucking)"
Marty: "Nobody... calls me... chicken."
rightanswer.wav(46K) rightanswer.mp3(46K) rightanswer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Griff: "Now, let's hear the right answer."
physicaltype.wav(52K) physicaltype.mp3(52K) physicaltype.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Griff: "Well! Since when did you become the physical type?"
deafandstupid.wav(38K) deafandstupid.mp3(38K) deafandstupid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Yeah. What are you deaf and stupid? I said no!"
hoverboard.wav(37K) hoverboard.mp3(37K) hoverboard.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hoverboard Girl #1 (Theo Schwartz): "Hey!"
Marty: "I need to borrow your... hoverboard?"
familiar.wav(30K) familiar.mp3(30K) familiar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "There's something very familiar about all this."
youbojo.wav(86K) youbojo.mp3(86K) youbojo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Data (Ricky Dean Logan): "Hey, McFly, you bojo! Those boards don't work on water."
Whitey (Jason Scott Lee): "Unless you've got power."
hookon.wav(11K) hookon.mp3(11K) hookon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Griff: "Hook on!"
batterup.wav(12K) batterup.mp3(12K) batterup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Griff: "Batter up!"
buttheads.wav(11K) buttheads.mp3(11K) buttheads.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
dryingmode.wav(105K) dryingmode.mp3(105K) dryingmode.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty's Jacket: "Drying mode on. Jacket drying. Your jacket is now dry."
thecubbies.wav(253K) thecubbies.mp3(253K) thecubbies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Wait a minute. Cubs win World Series. Against Miami?"
Terry (Charles Fleischer): "Yeah, it's something, huh? Who would've thought? 100 to 1 shot. I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put some money on the Cubs."
Marty: "I just meant Miami... What'd you just say?"
Terry: "I said I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put some money on the Cubbies."
dustbuster.wav(158K) dustbuster.mp3(158K) dustbuster.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Antique Store Saleswoman (Judy Ovitz): "Now, this has an interesting feature. It has a dust jacket. Books used to have these to protect the covers. Of course that was before they had dust repellent paper. And if you're interested in dust, we have a quaint little peice from the 1980s. It's called a dustbuster."
flyingdelorean.wav(48K) flyingdelorean.mp3(48K) flyingdelorean.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "A flying DeLorean? I haven't seen one of those is 30 years."
inthename.wav(32K) inthename.mp3(32K) inthename.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "What in the name of Sir Isaac H. Newton happened here?"
beenaltered.wav(60K) beenaltered.mp3(60K) beenaltered.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Thus, history, future history, has now been altered, and this is the proof!"
ontheside.wav(318K) ontheside.mp3(318K) ontheside.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Fifty years of sports statistics. Hardly recreational reding material, Marty."
Marty: "Well, hey, Doc, what's the harm in bringing back a little info on the future? Maybe we could place a couple of bets."
Doc: "Marty! I didn't invent the time machine for financial gain. The intent here is to gain a clearer perception of humanity: where we've been, where we're going, the pitfalls, the possibilities, the perils and the promise. Perhaps even an answer to that universal question: why?"
Marty: "Hey, Doc, I'm all for that. But what's wrong with making a few bucks on the side?"
inthetrash.wav(38K) inthetrash.mp3(38K) inthetrash.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "I am going to put this in the trash."
greatscott.wav(14K) greatscott.mp3(14K) greatscott.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Great Scott!"
thatsarelief.wav(413K) thatsarelief.mp3(413K) thatsarelief.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "You mean, I'm gonna see where I live? I'm gonna see myself as an old man?"
Doc: "No, no, no, Marty. That could result in... (gasps) Great Scott! Jennifer could conceivably encounter her future self. The consequences of that could be disastrous."
Marty: "Doc, what do you mean?"
Doc: "I forsee two possibilities: One, coming face to face with herself 30 years older would put her into shock, and she'd simply pass out, or two, the encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that's a worst case scenario. The destruction might, in fact, be localized, limited merely to our own galaxy."
Marty: "Well, that's a relief."
timemachine.wav(54K) timemachine.mp3(54K) timemachine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "I didn't invent the time machine to win at gambling. I invented the time machine to travel through time."
hilldale.wav(94K) hilldale.mp3(94K) hilldale.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Reese (Stephanie E. Williams): "Hilldale, nothing but a breeding ground for tranks, lobos and zipheads."
Officer Foley (Mary Ellen Trainor): "Yeah, they outta tear this whole place down."
tranked.wav(33K) tranked.mp3(33K) tranked.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Reese: "You got a little tranked, but I think you can walk."
channels.wav(76K) channels.mp3(76K) channels.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty Jr: "Art off. Okay, I want channels 18, 24, 63, 109, 87, and the Weather Channel."
dadshome.wav(121K) dadshome.mp3(121K) dadshome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
House Computer: "Welcome home, Marty."
Marty: "Hey, hey, hey!"
Marty Jr.: "Dad's home."
Marty: "That's right. He's home. Dad's home."
House Computer: "Lord of the manor."
Marty: "Hello. Hello."
House Computer: "King of the castle."
lithiummode.wav(23K) lithiummode.mp3(23K) lithiummode.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Thermostat Computer: "Lithium mode on."
alittletv.wav(55K) alittletv.mp3(55K) alittletv.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Hey, son. Watching a little tv for a change?"
hydrate.wav(68K) hydrate.mp3(68K) hydrate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty Jr: "Is it ready?"
Lorraine Baines McFly (Lea Thompson): "There you go."
Marty: "Oh, boy, oh, boy, Mom. You sure can hydrate a pizza."
howsithangin.wav(19K) howsithangin.mp3(19K) howsithangin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Douglas J Needles (Flea): "How's it hangin' McFly?"
callsmechicken2.wav(220K) callsmechicken2.mp3(220K) callsmechicken2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Needles: "Stick your card in the slot, and I'll handle it. Unless you want everyone at the division to think you're chicken."
Marty: "Nobody calls me chicken, Needles. Nobody!"
Needles: "All right, prove it."
fujitsusan.wav(307K) fujitsusan.mp3(307K) fujitsusan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu (as James Ishida): "McFly!"
Marty: "Fujits san! konnichiwa."
Fujitsu: "McFly, I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced. You are terminated!"
Marty: "Terminated? No! No! It wasn't my fault, sir. It was Needles. Needles was behind the whole thing."
Fujitsu: "And you cooperated."
Marty: "No, I didn't, sir. It was a sting opperation."
Fujitsu: "It was illegal, and you know, McFly."
Marty: "I was, I was setting him up."
Fujitsu: "Read my fax!"
Marty: "No! Please, no! I can not be fired. I'm fired! Ahh!"
welcomehome.wav(19K) welcomehome.mp3(19K) welcomehome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
House Computer: "Welcome home, Jennifer."
youngold.wav(21K) youngold.mp3(21K) youngold.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jennifer: "(Both 2015 Jennifer and 1985 Jennifer scream and say together 'I'm young' and 'I'm old'.)"
women.wav(247K) women.mp3(247K) women.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Time traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe... women."
freezesucka.wav(55K) freezesucka.mp3(55K) freezesucka.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dad (Al White): "Freeze, sucka!"
Marty: "Hey, hey, it's okay, I don't want any trouble."
Dad: "Well, you got trouble, now, you piece of trash."
terrorized.wav(78K) terrorized.mp3(78K) terrorized.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dad: "That's right, you keep rinnin' sucka! And you tell that realty company I ain't sellin'! You hear? We ain't gonna be terrorized!"
wrongyear.wav(18K) wrongyear.mp3(18K) wrongyear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "This has gotta be the wrong year."
mynewspapers.wav(374K) mynewspapers.mp3(374K) mynewspapers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Strickland (James Tolkan): "(Sound of shotgut cocking.) Drop it! So you're the son of a bitch who's been stealing my newspapers."
Marty: "Mr. Strickland. Mr. Strickland. It's... It's me, sir. It's Marty."
Marty: "Marty McFly! Marty McFly! Don't you know me, sir, from school, sir?"
Strickland: "I've never seen you before in my life, but you look to me like a slacker."
Marty: "Yeah, that's right. That's right, I am a slacker. Don't you remember? You gave me detention last week."
Strickland: "Last week? The school's burned down six years ago. Now you got exactly three seconds to get off my porch with your nuts intact. One..."
Marty: "No, please, Mr. Strickland! I just wanna know what the hell's going on here."
eatleadslackers.wav(41K) eatleadslackers.mp3(41K) eatleadslackers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Strickland: "Eat lead, slackers!"
crazydrunk.wav(48K) crazydrunk.mp3(48K) crazydrunk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Red the Bum (George 'Buck' Flower): "Watch where you're going. Crazy drunk pedestrian."
switzerland.wav(27K) switzerland.mp3(27K) switzerland.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "You're supposed to be in Switzerland, you little son of a bitch!"
gooddough.wav(56K) gooddough.mp3(56K) gooddough.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Damnit, Lorraine! Do you know how much perfectly good dough I've blow on this no good kid of yours, huh, on all three of 'em?"
lazybum.wav(129K) lazybum.mp3(129K) lazybum.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lorraine: "The least we can do with all that money is to provide a better life for our children."
Biff: "Oh, hold on one second. Let's get this straight. Marty is your kid, not mine. And all the money in the world wouldn't do jack bleep for that lazy bum."
thesethings.wav(105K) thesethings.mp3(105K) thesethings.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Who's gonna pay for your cosmetic surgery, Lorraine?"
Lorraine: "You were the one who wanted me to get these... these... things. If you want 'em back, you can have 'em."
jailbird.wav(31K) jailbird.mp3(31K) jailbird.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "One big happy jailbird family."
feelingallright.wav(148K) feelingallright.mp3(148K) feelingallright.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lorraine: "Marty, are you feeling all right?"
Marty: "No! No, I'm not feeling all right. I don't understand one damn thing that's going on around here and why nobody can give me a simple straight answer."
Lorraine: "Oh, they must have hit you hard over the head this time."
behappening.wav(123K) behappening.mp3(123K) behappening.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "No! Oh, please, God, no! No, please, God. Please, God, no, this can't be happening. This can't be happening."
muchworse.wav(95K) muchworse.mp3(95K) muchworse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "I don't get it, Doc. I mean, how can all this be happening? It's like we're in hell or something."
Doc: "No, it's Hill Valley, although, I can't imagine hell being much worse."
awfulmess.wav(35K) awfulmess.mp3(35K) awfulmess.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "The lab is an awful, awful, awful, awful mess."
disrupted.wav(96K) disrupted.mp3(96K) disrupted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Obvioulsy, the time continuum has been disrupted, creating this new temporal event sequence, resulting in this alternate reality."
Marty: "English, Doc."
alternate.wav(294K) alternate.mp3(294K) alternate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Imagine that this line represents time. Here's the present, 1985, the future and the past. Prior to this point in time, somewhere in the past, the timeline skewed into this tangent, creating an alternate 1985. Alternate to you, me and Einstein, but reality for everyone else."
sportsbook.wav(112K) sportsbook.mp3(112K) sportsbook.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "You see, while we were in the future, Biff got the sports book, stole the time machine, went back in time and gave the book to himself at some point in the past."
stolemyidea.wav(23K) stolemyidea.mp3(23K) stolemyidea.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "The son of a bitch stole my idea."
itsmyfault.wav(116K) itsmyfault.mp3(116K) itsmyfault.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "It's my fault. The whole thing is my fault. If I hadn't baught that damn book, none of this would have ever happened."
Doc: "It's all in the past."
Marty: "You mean, the future."
thisreality.wav(144K) thisreality.mp3(144K) thisreality.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "So, we go back to the future and we stop Biff from stealing the time machine."
Doc: "We can't because if we travel into the future from this point in time, it will be the future of this reality."
bulletproof.wav(96K) bulletproof.mp3(96K) bulletproof.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Bulletproof vest. Great flick! Great friggin' flick! The guy in brilliant."
partysover.wav(13K) partysover.mp3(13K) partysover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Party's over, Biff."
mysecurity.wav(24K) mysecurity.mp3(24K) mysecurity.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "How'd you get past my security downstairs?"
littlematter.wav(133K) littlematter.mp3(133K) littlematter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "There's a little matter we need to talk about."
Biff: "Yeah, money, right? Well, for get it!"
Marty: "No, not money, Grays Sports Almanac."
partysover2.wav(37K) partysover2.mp3(37K) partysover2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "You heard him, girls, party's over."
sitdown.wav(81K) sitdown.mp3(81K) sitdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "All right, take a seat. Sit down!"
manure.wav(135K) manure.mp3(135K) manure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "I'll never forget that Saturday. I'd just picked my car up from the shop 'cause I'd rolled it in a drag race a few days earlier."
Marty: "Hey, I thought you crashed into a manure truck."
Biff: "How do you know about that?"
scientist.wav(172K) scientist.mp3(172K) scientist.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "He said, 'Someday a crazy, wild eyed scientist or a kid may show up aking about that book.' and if that ever happens... (cocks gun) Funny, I never thought it would be you."
whatthehell.wav(60K) whatthehell.mp3(60K) whatthehell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Yeah, well, Biff, you're forgetting one thing. What the hell is that? (Throws an ash tray at him)"
youredead.wav(43K) youredead.mp3(43K) youredead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "You're dead, you little son of a bitch! (gunshot and lamp breaking)"
goahead.wav(115K) goahead.mp3(115K) goahead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Go ahead, kid, jump! A suicide will be nice and neat."
Marty: "What if I dont?"
Biff: "Lead poisoning."
thesamegun.wav(268K) thesamegun.mp3(268K) thesamegun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "What about the police, Biff? They're going to match up the bullet with that gun."
Biff: "Kid, I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man."
Marty: "You son of a..."
Biff: "I suppose it's poetic justice: two McFlys with the same gun."
believeit.wav(52K) believeit.mp3(52K) believeit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "You're not gonna believe this, we gotta go back to 1955."
Doc: "I don't believe it!"
coincidence.wav(180K) coincidence.mp3(180K) coincidence.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "That's right, Doc, NOvember, 12th 1955."
Doc: "Unbelievable that old Biff could have chosen that particular date. It could mean that that point in time inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance, almost as iff it were the temporal junction paint for the entire space time contunuum. On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence."
gottafix.wav(63K) gottafix.mp3(63K) gottafix.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "(Time curcuits beeping) Damn! Gotta fix that thing."
timecircuits.wav(339K) timecircuits.mp3(339K) timecircuits.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "All right, time circuits on."
Marty: "What do you mean, time circuits on? Doc, we're not going back now?"
Marty: "What about Jennifer? What about Einstein? We can't just leave them here."
Doc: "Don't worry, Marty. Assuming we succeed on our mission, this alternate 1985 will be changed back into the real 1985, instantaneously transforming around Jennifer and Einie. Jennifer and Einie will be fine, and they will have absolutely no memory of this horrible place."
Marty: "Doc, what if we don't succeed?"
Doc: "We must succeed."
succeed.wav(72K) succeed.mp3(72K) succeed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Doc, what if we don't succeed?"
Doc: "We must succeed."
delorean.wav(119K) delorean.mp3(119K) delorean.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
DeLorean: "(The DeLorean jumping from 1985 into 1955 and landing)"
yesterday.wav(59K) yesterday.mp3(59K) yesterday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Oh, this is heavy, Doc. I mean, it's just like I was just here yesterday."
Doc: "You were here yesterday, Marty, you were."
futures.wav(43K) futures.mp3(43K) futures.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Remember, both of our futures depend on this."
Marty: "You don't have to remind me of that, doc."
otherself.wav(218K) otherself.mp3(218K) otherself.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "There are now two of me here, and there are two of you here. The other me is the Dr. Emmett Brown from 1955, the other me that helps the other you get back to 1985. Remember the lightning bolt at the clock tower?"
Doc: "That event doesn't happen until tonight, so you must be very careful not to run into your other self."
monitary.wav(28K) monitary.mp3(28K) monitary.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Have to be prepared for all monitary possibilities."
youoldbag.wav(129K) youoldbag.mp3(129K) youoldbag.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff's Grandma (Uncredited): "Biff!"
Biff: "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Biff's Grandma: "Where you goin', Biff?"
Biff: "I'm going to get my car, Grandma!"
Biff's Grandma: "When are you coming back? My feet hurt and I want you to rub my toes some more!"
Biff: "Shut up, you old bag."
ourball.wav(211K) ourball.mp3(211K) ourball.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Basketball Kids (Jennifer Brown, Irina Cashen, Angela Greenblatt, Cameron Moore, Justin Mosley Spink): "Give us our ball back."
Biff: "What ball?"
Basketball Kids: "That ball!"
Biff: "What ball are you talking about?"
Basketball Kids: "Give us our ball back."
Biff: "What ball? Is this your ball?"
Basketball Kids: "Yeah!"
Biff: "You want it back?"
Basketball Kids: "Yeah!"
Biff: "(He throws it up on the deck on a roof) Well, go get it!"
300bucks.wav(112K) 300bucks.mp3(112K) 300bucks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Three hundred bucks for a couple of dents?"
Terry: "No, hey, that's bull bleep' Terry."
Biff: "No, Biff, it was horsebleep. The whole car was full of it. I had to pay Old man Jones 80 bucks to haul it away."
Terry: "Old Man Qones probably resold it too. Now, I oughta get something for that."
battleship.wav(128K) battleship.mp3(128K) battleship.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "I figure I'd cut you a break and give you the honor of going with the best looking guy in school."
Lorraine: "Yeah, well, I'm busy."
Biff: "Yeah, doin' what?"
Lorraine: "Washing my hair."
Biff: "Oh, that's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship."
Marty: "Screen door on a submarine, you dork."
yourcooties.wav(124K) yourcooties.mp3(124K) yourcooties.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lorraine: "Get your cooties off me!"
Biff: "When are you gonna get it through your thick skull, Lorraine? You're my girl."
Larraine: "Biff Tannen, I wouldn't be your girl even if... even if you had a million dollars!"
bemywife.wav(47K) bemywife.mp3(47K) bemywife.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "I'm gonna marry you someday, Lorraine! Someday you'll be my wife!"
outtamycar.wav(22K) outtamycar.mp3(22K) outtamycar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Get the hell out of my car, old man!"
butthead2.wav(58K) butthead2.mp3(58K) butthead2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
2015 Biff: "Just get in the car, butthead."
1955 Biff: "Who you calling butthead, butthead?"
makeyourich.wav(103K) makeyourich.mp3(103K) makeyourich.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
2015 Biff: "I got a litte present for you, something that'll make you rich. You want to be rich, don't you?"
1955 Biff: "Oh yeah, sure. Right, that's rich. You're gonna make me rich?"
andleave.wav(165K) andleave.mp3(165K) andleave.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
1955 Biff: "Well, that's very nice. Thank you very much. Now, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?"
2015 Biff: "It'l 'leave', you idiot. Make like a tree and leave. You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong."
1955 Biff: "All right, then, Leave!"
yourbook.wav(26K) yourbook.mp3(26K) yourbook.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Leave! And take your book with you!"
damnfool.wav(52K) damnfool.mp3(52K) damnfool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "You damn fool! Never... Never leave this book laying around!"
getasafe.wav(55K) getasafe.mp3(55K) getasafe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Get a safe! Keep it locket up! And until you do, keep it on you, like this!"
liquorismell.wav(158K) liquorismell.mp3(158K) liquorismell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Strickland: "Well, well, well. Mr. Tannen. How nice to see you here."
Biff: "Why Mr. Strickland, it's nice to see you, sir."
Strickland: "Is that liquor I smell, Tannen?"
Biff: "Uh, I wouldn't know. I don't know what liquor smells like 'cause I'm too young to drink it."
homework.wav(177K) homework.mp3(177K) homework.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Strickland: "Sports statistics. Interesting subject. Homework, Tannen?"
Biff: "No, it ain't homework 'cause I ain't at home."
Strickland: "You've got a real attitude problem, Tannen. Just watch it, beacuse one day I'll have you right where I want you, in detention. Slacker!"
slacker.wav(12K) slacker.mp3(12K) slacker.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
ohlala.wav(174K) ohlala.mp3(174K) ohlala.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Yes! No. Oh La La? Oh La La? Oh La La?"
iblewit.wav(17K) iblewit.mp3(17K) iblewit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Doc, I'm in trouble, I blew it."
deckbiff.wav(48K) deckbiff.mp3(48K) deckbiff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "I gotta go, I've got one chance! My old man's about to deck Biff!"
dejavu.wav(20K) dejavu.mp3(20K) dejavu.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Talk about deja Vu."
whatscpr.wav(63K) whatscpr.mp3(63K) whatscpr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "It's okay, I know C.P.R.. I know C.P.R.."
CPR Kid 'Wallet Guy' (Wesley Mann): "What's C.P.R.?"
wallet.wav(44K) wallet.mp3(44K) wallet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
CPR Kid 'Wallet Guy': "Hey, did you just take his wallet? He just took that guys wallet."
changesclothes.wav(132K) changesclothes.mp3(132K) changesclothes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
3-D (Casey Siemaszko): "Where did he do?"
Skinhead (J.J. Cohen): "He just came in here."
3-D: "Look! How'd he get up on stage?"
Skinhead: "I don't know but when he get's done, we're gonna nail him."
Match (Billy Zane): "How the hell he changes clothes so fast?"
jumpme.wav(162K) jumpme.mp3(162K) jumpme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Doc! Doc, come in!"
Doc: "Marty, come in."
Marty: "Listen, Biff's guys chased me into the gym and they're gonna jump... me."
Doc: "Then get out of there!"
Marty: "No, Doc, not me. The other me. The one that's up on stage playing 'Johnny B. Goode.'!"
Doc: "Great Scott!"
paradox.wav(174K) paradox.mp3(174K) paradox.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Great Scott! Your other self will miss the lightning bolt at the clock tower. You won't get back to the future and we'll have a major paradox!"
Marty: "Wait. A paradox? You mean one of those things that can destroy the universe?"
Doc: "Precisely. Stop those guys at all costs, but without being seen by your other self or your parents!"
Marty: "Ten four."
wallet2.wav(116K) wallet2.mp3(116K) wallet2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Where is he?"
CPR Kid 'Wallet Guy': "Who?"
Biff: "Calvin Klein."
CPR Kid 'Wallet Guy': "Who?"
Biff: "The guy with the hat! Where is he?"
CPR Kid 'Wallet Guy': "Oh, he went that way. I think he took your wallet. I think he took his wallet."
butthead3.wav(53K) butthead3.mp3(53K) butthead3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Hey, butthead! You think that stupid disguise could get by me?"
letshaveitout.wav(51K) letshaveitout.mp3(51K) letshaveitout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Let's have it out, you and me, right now."
chicken.wav(124K) chicken.mp3(124K) chicken.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "What's the matter? Where are you going? Are you chicken? That's it, isn't it? Nothing bit a little chicken."
formycar.wav(34K) formycar.mp3(34K) formycar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "And this one's for my car! (He kicks Marty)"
tinfoil.wav(60K) tinfoil.mp3(60K) tinfoil.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Let's land on him. We'll cripple his car."
Doc: "Marty, he's in a '46 Ford. We're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tinfoil."
godocholdon.wav(42K) godocholdon.mp3(42K) godocholdon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Go, Doc!"
Doc: "Hold on, Marty!"
ihatemanure.wav(39K) ihatemanure.mp3(39K) ihatemanure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Biff: "Manure! I hate manure!"
inmyhand.wav(69K) inmyhand.mp3(69K) inmyhand.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Have you got the book?"
Marty: "In my hand, Doc! I've got it in my hand!"
Doc: "Burn it!"
accomplished.wav(17K) accomplished.mp3(17K) accomplished.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Mission Accomplished."
rippleeffect.wav(29K) rippleeffect.mp3(29K) rippleeffect.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "It's the ripple effect. The future is back."
thefarm.wav(32K) thefarm.mp3(32K) thefarm.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "That was a close one, Marty. I almost bought the farm."
lightning.wav(49K) lightning.mp3(49K) lightning.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Well, be careful. You don't want to get struck by lightning."
westernunion.wav(806K) westernunion.mp3(806K) westernunion.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Western Union Man (Joe Flaherty): "Mr. McFly."
Western Union Man: "Is your name Marty McFly?"
Western Union Man: "I've got something for you. A letter."
Marty: "A letter for me? That's impossible. Who the hell are you?"
Western Union Man: "Western Union. Actually, a bunch of us at the office were kind of hoping maybe you could shed some light on the subject. See, we've had that envelope in our possesion for the past 70 years. It was given to us with the explicit instructions that it be delivered to young man with your description answering to the name of Marty at this exact location, at this exact minute, November 12th, 1955. We had a little bet going to whether this Marty would actually be here. Looks like I lost."
Marty: "Did you say 70 years?"
Western Union Man: "Yeah, Seventy years, two months, twelve days, to be exact. Here, sign on line six, please."
thunder.wav(44K) thunder.mp3(44K) thunder.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Thunder: "(Some thunder)"
fromthedoc.wav(454K) fromthedoc.mp3(454K) fromthedoc.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "It's from the Doc! 'Dear Marty, if my calculations are correct, you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck bi lightning. First let me assure you that I'm alive and well. I've been living happily these past eight months in the year 1885. The lightning bolt...' 1885! September, 1885."
Western Union Man: "Hey, wait, kid! Wait a minute! What's this all about?"
Marty: "He's alive! The doc's alive! He's in the Old West, but he's alive."
Western Union Man: "Yeah, but, kid, are you all right? You need any help?"
Marty: "There's only one man who can help me."
backfromthe.wav(280K) backfromthe.mp3(280K) backfromthe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Marty: "Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc!"
Doc: "(screams in disbelief)"
Marty: "Okay, relax, Dac. It's me. It's me! It's Marty."
Doc: "No, it can't be! I just sent you back to the future."
Marty: "I know. You did send me back to the future. but I'm back. I'm back from the future."
Doc: "Great Scott! (and he collapses)"
greatscott2.wav(21K) greatscott2.mp3(21K) greatscott2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doc: "Great Scott!"
bttf2theme2.wav(2958K) bttf2theme2.mp3(2958K) bttf2theme2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Alan Silvestri: "(The long version, from the closing credits, of the Back To The Future II theme composed by Alan Silvestri)"