Airplane price at: amazon
All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
ap1.wav(97K) ap1.mp3(97K) ap1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You know what they say. See a broad to get that bodiac lay her down and smack 'em yack 'em. Col' got to be! Yo! Sheeeeeeet!"
ap2.wav(54K) ap2.mp3(54K) ap2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Oldlady: "First time?"
Striker: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."
ap3.wav(110K) ap3.mp3(110K) ap3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Murdock: "We have clearance Clarence."
Oever: "Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor?"
Tower: "Tower's radio clearance, over!"
Oever: "That's Clarence Oever! Oever."
ap4.wav(76K) ap4.mp3(76K) ap4.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Elain: "Would you like something to read?"
Oldlady: "Do you have anything light?"
Elaine: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... how about this leaflet, famous Jewish sports legends?"
ap5.wav(20K) ap5.mp3(20K) ap5.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Oever: "You ever... seen a grown man naked ?"
ap6.wav(219K) ap6.mp3(219K) ap6.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Elain: "I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wiggle"
ap7.wav(66K) ap7.mp3(66K) ap7.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
"Striker: "Headquarters?!? What is it?"
Elaine: "Well, its a big building where generals meet. But that's not important right now."
ap8.wav(66K) ap8.mp3(66K) ap8.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rumack: "This lady has to b gotten to a hospital. . ."
Elaine: "A hospital . . what is it?"
Rumack: "Its a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. "
ap9.wav(127K) ap9.mp3(127K) ap9.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rumack: "How soon can you land?"
Oever: "I can't tell."
Rumack: "You can tell me, I'm a doctor."
Oever: "No, I mean I'm just not sure."
Rumack: "Well, can't you take a guess?"
Oever: "Well, not for another 2 hours."
Rumack: "You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?"
ap10.wav(38K) ap10.mp3(38K) ap10.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rumack: "I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert."
ap11.wav(80K) ap11.mp3(80K) ap11.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rumack: "What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
Elaine: "Well, we had a choice, steak or fish."
Rumack: "Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna."
ap12.wav(63K) ap12.mp3(63K) ap12.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Striker: "Its an entirely different kind of flying, altogether."
All Together: "Its a entirely different kind of flying."
ap13.wav(82K) ap13.mp3(82K) ap13.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
MCrosky: "Johnny, what can you make outta this?"
Johnny: "This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . ."
amphetim.wav(28K) amphetim.mp3(28K) amphetim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop using amphetimines."
glue.wav(22K) glue.mp3(22K) glue.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
joey3.wav(32K) joey3.mp3(32K) joey3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pilot: "Joey did you ever hang around a gymnasium?"
naked.wav(15K) naked.mp3(15K) naked.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pilot: "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
no.wav(107K) no.mp3(107K) no.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Man in Tower: "Captain maybe we ought to turn on the search lights now."
Captain: "No, that's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
smoking.wav(19K) smoking.mp3(19K) smoking.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."
white2.wav(37K) white2.mp3(37K) white2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Announcer in the airport: "Listen Betty, don't start whith your white zone bleep again."
surely.wav(42K) surely.mp3(42K) surely.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Robert Hays: "Surely, you can't be serious."
Leslie Nielsen: "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."